This year's Winter Training Programme is our biggest yet, with more bikes than in previous years and due to sell out on both Mondays and Thursdays.
So Bella said, "You know what would make it even more fun? (That's even considering the addition of three 2-hour endurance sessions and assorted Globeracer shenanigans) Jersey awards!"
Yes that's right, old sport, we're taking suggestions for jersey awards. The Tour de France has the yellow jersey, points jersey, King of the Mountains, combativity - all of that stuff. And we thought it was, well, a bit pedestrian.
So Big Chris suggested an award for the Biggest, Tallest, Heaviest Rider. Can't imagine why. Others suggested Sweatiest Rider (?Foxy) and Rider Who Rides Most Like a French Person (no idea, possibly a new take on interpretive riding).
What do you think? Nominate your ideas below. You can be as self-interested as you like, because hey, everyone else is...
If the last time you won anything was the third year sack race (well done you), you could be in for the big-time. This could be your destiny calling. Right here. Let's do it.