The Vuelta 2018 is well underway with a late addition to the line-up - Euskadi (piloted by Laura and Ian.)
Not only this, the Avatar Rider feature is in full effect with Cupid (AG2R la Mondiale) and Vicky (Movistar) winning 15 points apiece.
With glory already being sniffed at - what's going to happen with Movistar, on their home turf as well as championing the super-competitive Henners? It's always fun until someone breaks a nail.
Dr Lamborghini says...
"Come on in to my Caravan of Skulduggery and let me see what I can find for you.
Hmm, now let's see. Movistar is looking strong. Stronger even than the Tour. You might need some extra help to beat them.
Ah yes, here's a wobbly wheel. Donate only £2 and the rider of your choice will lose 10 green jersey points.
Want something positive? Well for you or a member of your own team, how about this ultra-sharp set of pointy elbows? Only £3 a pair, and they'll give you a clear 25 point boost. It's never too early to take an unfair advantage.
Interested? I can see you are. How about you click that skulduggerous orange button below and make your donation? It's all in a good cause, you know."