Ahhhh it was only a matter of time. The latest edition of the PainCave is now live. Join us on 9th June at 7am for a two hour pedalfest sampling the delights of a high calorie burn coupled with an enduring smugness for at least the rest of the day (but you might be able to stretch it for the following week).
How much is it?
It's a rather incredible ONE CREDIT. Inflation, schminflation darlings. The American-franchised coffee shop equivalent (other brands are available) is a single espresso and half a Danish (pastry, not the person). See what immense value we provide?
How many more of these here PainCaves are there?
This question got genuinely asked less than two minutes into the previous PainCave warmup, can't say by whom. (Oh OK, it was Emily.) The answer, my dears, is that if you keep booking 'em, we'll keep scheduling 'em. Can't say fairer than that.
Well, you. Your legs. Some rather incredible efforts on your part. Oh and some tunes, beats, and the most delicious camaraderie from some supremely lush riders.
Will I regret it?
Unlikely. Nearly all 'Cavers are repeat offenders. And actually, who ever did a workout they regretted? Never happened.
Is it true that I can avoid washing up for a whole week after the PainCave?
Yes, this is true. Some riders have managed to spin it out for even longer. (Pun not intended, but embraced affectionately and absolutely.)
How do I book?
Thought you'd never ask. You book by clicking that foxy little button below - find 9th June and click on PainCave. You're welcome.