Oh yummy! What could be more fun that a delicious PainCave?
That's right boys and girls, the PainCave is back to add the cherry atop your Sunday on 24th March which is, erm, a Sunday. Join us bright and breezy at 7am for a delicious 2 hour ride.
How much is it?
It's a rather incredible ONE CREDIT. Inflation, schminflation darlings. The American-franchised coffee shop equivalent (other brands are available) is a single espresso and half a Danish (pastry, not the person). See what immense value we provide?
How many more of these here PainCaves are there?
This question got genuinely asked less than two minutes into the previous PainCave warmup, can't say by whom. (Oh OK, it was Emily.) The answer, my dears, is that if you keep booking 'em, we'll keep scheduling 'em. Can't say fairer than that.
Well, you. Your legs. Some rather incredible efforts on your part. Oh and some tunes, beats, and the most delicious camaraderie from some supremely lush riders.
Will I regret it?
Unlikely. Nearly all 'Cavers are repeat offenders. And actually, who ever did a workout they regretted? Never happened.
Is it true that I can avoid washing up for a whole week after the PainCave?
Yes, this is true. Some riders have managed to spin it out for even longer. (Pun not intended, but embraced affectionately and absolutely.)
How do I book?
Thought you'd never ask. You book by clicking that foxy little button below - find 24th March and click on PainCave. You're welcome.